International Music Competition by German Spreading Service
IFFS PRESENTS TODAY... " - OMPETITION" - IZARDS! - OMPETITION! - O KEEP ON READING ! - F YOU WANNA JOIN THE COMPETITION, JUST SEND YOUR CONTRIBUTION TILL THE 1ST - UNE TO THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS... - OMPETITION 1989!" - IFFS - 7100 - OU CAN JOIN IF... ...THE MUSIC IS COMPOSED BY YOU, ...THE MUSIC IS NOT SPREAD, ...THERE'S NO DIGGI-STUFF IN ! - OR MORE INFORMATION READ THE OTHER MESSAGE BELOW... AND PLEASE DO ME A FAVOUR: - ND REMEMBER: - E ARE NOT CHEATING LIKE - KARI DID IT ON THE - IFE - - OR MORE INFORMATION READ THE - ND REMEMBER: OTHER MESSAGE BELOW... - E ARE NOT CHEATING AND PLEASE DO ME A FAVOUR: LIKE - KARI DID IT ON THE - LAGELSE - OR MORE INFORMATION READ THE - OTHER MESSAGE BELOW... - AND PLEASE DO ME A FAVOUR: - - TO THIS QUICK(?) KNOCK UP DEMO BY THE RI - GREEETINGS....WELCOME TO THIS QUICK(?) KNOCK UP DEMO BY THE RIFFS. MARAUDER IS HERE, AND I'VE LOT'S TO SAY! FIRSTLY ABOUT THE COMPETITION. IF YOU AREN'T A MUSICAN THIS WILL BE BORING YOU, BUT YOU'LL GET YOUR CRAP LATER - SO HANG ON! HMMH, I THINK I'VE SAID THE MOST THINGS IN THE MESSY ABOVE, ANYWAY I WANNA POINT OUT THAT YOU CAN WIN OFCOURSE SOME PRICES, WHICH EVERY 64-OWNER CAN NEED I GUESS! AS WE'RE NOT BORN IN A RICH MAN'S HOUSE (YES, SUCH GUYS ARE ALIVE! .ED) THE PRICES ARE ONLY.... RANK 1: 50 DISKS, A BOTTLE BAILEYS AND A SURPRISE! * RANK 2: 30 DISKS AND SOMETHING TO DRINK, TOO! * RANK 3: 20 DISKS. * RANK 4: 10 DISKS. * RANK 5-10: 5 DISKS. AND EVERYBODY WHO JOINED THE COMPETITON WILL GET OFCOURSE A DIPLOMA AND WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT: GLORY! YES, WE'LL MAKE A DEMO CONTAINING EVERY SOUND (AND YOUR ADDRESS, IF YOU WANT!) AND SO IT MAY CAN HAPPEN THAT YOU'LL GET A NICE OFFER FROM A FAMOUS GROUP. SO DON'T BE LAME, BE CREATIVE AND SHOW THE WORLD WHO'S THE BEST! ABOUT THE JUDGEMENT....WE'RE NOT GOING TO CHEAT YOU, LIKE IKARI DID IT ON THE Z/I-PARTY. WE THOUGHT ABOUT A REAL FAIR COMPETITION AND CAME FINALLY TO THIS CONCLUSION: WE'LL SEND OUT ALL THE CONTRIBUTIONS TO 10 FAMOUS GROUPS, WHO WILL GOING TO GIVE ONE VOTE TO EVERY SOUND. THEY CAN VOTE FROM 0 UP TO 10, SO THAT THE HIGHEST RESULT CAN BE 100. YOU CAN GUESS NOW FOR YOURSELF, THE SOUND WITH THE MOST POINTS WILL WIN THE COMPETITION, CAN'T YOU ?? BUT WHO WILL BE THE 10 JUDGES ? WELL, I DON'T KNOW IT YET, BUT I KNOW IKARI WILL NOT BE ONE OF THE JUDGES, THAT'S SURE! (IS THIS A REACTION OF THEIR COMP. ?? .ED) BUT NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT... I KNOW DEEP DOWN THAT THIS DEMO IS CHEAP, BUT WHAT THE HELL, I NEEDED A BREAK FROM WORK! EVENTHOUGH SCROLLYS CAN BE FUN IF YOU PUT LOTS OF SLAGGINS AND STUFF IN THEM. I LIKED THE STUFF VIRGIL/LIFE PUT IN THE SCROLLER IN THE "PRISMASTER"-DEMO. WELL, KOOL! JUST TO SPLIT UP THE TEXT A BIT, I'LL PUT A FEW HELLOS IN LIFE-ABC-ORDER, AND THAT MEANS A COMPLETE LIST (?). HELLOS TO... ABSOLUTE VODKA TEAM * ACTION * AGENT 007 * ALABAMA * ALIENS * ANARCHY * ANTIMON * ANTIPROTECTION GROUP * ASIA * ATOM * AXION/CRAZY * BABYGANG * BASS * BEST COMPANY * BEYOND FORCE * BONE * BONES/CRAZY * BROWBEAT * BYTERAPERS * BYTESTAR * CONTEX * COOL CREW * COSMOS * DEAD ON ARRIVAL * DEMAND * DOLPHINS * DOMINATORS * DREAM WARRIORS * DSU * ELTRONIC * F4CG * FAIRLIGHT * FINNISH GOLD * FKC * FLEXIBLE * FORCE * FRANTIC * FUN .... QUITE A LOT, EH ? 55 ARE LEFT AND COMING SOON! SORRY, FORGOT TO MENTION THAT THIS PROCLAMATION IS DEDICATED TO MELANIE, WHICH IS ACTUALLY DOING ALL MY POST THESE DAYS! SHE'S A REALLY LOVEBLE PERSON, SO WHY NOT GIVE HER A SHORT NOTE ON THE ENVELOPE ?? I THINK I'M GOING TO EMPLOY HER AS PRIVATE-SECRETARY AND JUST TO DO MORE THINGS A HUNGRY MAN WILL DO. I'M LUCKY, SHE'LL NEVER READ THIS, OR I'M WRONG ?? BUT I DON'T CARE, 'COZ I REALLY LOVE HER! MEL, DO YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING FOR YOUR LOVE ?? (AS THERE'S NO REACTION COMING FROM HER, I THINK SHE DIDN'T ! .ED) OH WHAT THE HELL SHOULD I WRITE TO ENTERTAIN YOU ?? LAST WEDNESDAY, GERMANY PLAYED 1:1 VERSUS THE DUTCH ONES.... SOCCER OF COURSE, BECAUSE GERMANY CAN'T PLAY ICE-HCKEY (OR I'M WRONG, HAKAN ? .ED) BUT I'M LOOKING HOPEFULLY THAT WE CAN BEAT WALES, AND I THINK WE DO! ANYWAY WE'RE RANKING NUMBER ONE, AND GERMANY IS GOING TO QUALIFY FOR THE WM! THAT'S SURE LIKE THE "AMEN" IN THE CHURCH! BUT STOP NOW WITH ALL THOSE PROGNOSES.... AT THE MOMENT DAVID DUSSELDOFF WITH HIS SONG "LOOKIN' FOR SWEDEN" (ANY MIZTAKES? .ED) IS IN MY STEREO. 103,7 MHZ! RADIO SEVEN! FRANK, PLEEEEAAAASSSSEEEE! I WANNA LAY MY HANDS ON HIS NECK IF HE'LL NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS RECORD AND PLAY FRISBEE WITH IT IN THE NEXT TEN SECONDS...10...9...8...7... YO, FRANK! THAT'S GREAT, WHY DO YOU INTERRUPTED THIS RECORD SO LATE ??? HOPE HE PLAYS NOW A LITTLE BIT BETTER MUZAK: .....MADONNA IS NOW IN THE AIR WITH "LIKE A PRAYER", A BIT MUCH BETTER, ANYWAY... I REALLY LIKE HER VIDEO, EVENTHOUGH THE GAYS IN THE CHURCH (CATHOLIC AND PROTESTANT'S ! .ED) AND THOSE PEPSI-GUYS DON'T LIKE IT! WHY? I DON'T KNOW! "NEW YORK POST": NO GUTTER IS TO DEEP FOR THOSE PEPSI-GIRL. THROW HER IN THE SEWAGE ! .... WHAT SOULD THIS ALL?? I THINK THAT VIDEO-CLIP IS A REAL ARTISTIC REPRESENTATION OF A DREAM, SO COME ON POPE, DO ME A FAVOUR AND STOP DIGGIN' ON HER! WHOOPS! OKAY, HERE ARE A FEW MORE HELLOS.... GENISIS PROJECTS/FE * GERMAN HACKING FACTORY * HATE * HELLCATS * IRS * JOKER * JUKEBOX * LADY COOL * LEGEND * LEVEL 99 * LUCK (1001) * MANTRONIX * MEGADEATH * NETWORK * NEW FORMULA CREW * NOISE * OASE * ONEWAY (NO RAZOR, NOT YOU KIDD!) * OREGON * ORION * PARAMOUNT * PCS-MILANO! * PLASMA * PRIME * QUASARSOFT * RCS 2100/CRAZY * RIZING .... I HATE WRITING ALL THOSE HELLOS, THEY'RE BORING ME! BUT AS NOBODY MISS THEM IN THEIR LINES NOWADAYS, I WILL DO IT THIS TIME TOO! AND THAT'S REALLY A BUNCH OF HELLOS, ISN'T IT ?? ... HEY HENRIK (SARUMAN/LIFE .ED): THE OFFER OF THE TWO A2000 AND PC-AT-CARDS ISN'T BAD AT ALL, OR ? HOPE TO SEE YOU IN THE SUMMER IN GERMANY!! (SAME TO JANNE AND HAKAN! .ED) AGAIN I LIGHT A CIGARETTE! I TRIED TO STOP SMOKING CIGARETTES THREE TIMES THIS WEEK, AND EVERY TIME I FAILED! I DECIDED TO SMOKE THEM NOW INSTEAD OF EATING CIGARETTES I DID TO STOP THIS ADDICTION! SHIT, NEXT WEEK I'VE TO GO TO THE DENTIST AGAIN. I LOST THE OTHER HALF OF MY TOOTH! THE FIRST HALF I LOST BY A FIGHT WITH A JERK WHO WANTED TO TOUCH MY FIANCEE! I JUST WALKED TO HIM, JUMPED TO TAPP HIM ON HIS SHOULDER AND SHOUTED: "TAKE YOUR DIRTY FINGERS AWAY FROM THIS PRETTY GIRLIE!" ... HE TURNED AROUND AND THEN I ONLY SAW HIS FIST IN MY MOUTH! DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THE END OF THE STORY ?? YES ? OK...BIBLE, 1.SAMUEL 17/18: ... AND DAVID GUID HIS HAND INTO HIS BAG, TOOK OUT A STONE AND THROW IT AGAINST GOLIAT. THE STONE HIT GOLIAT ON HIS FORHEAD AND THE BIG GIANT FELLED DOWN TO THE EARTH... GO AND READ THE END YOURSELF NOW!! DO YOU BELIVE ME ?? IN ANY CASE IT WON'T BE INTERESTING ME! * PLEAZE, EXCUZE ME 4 ANY SPELLINK MIZTAKES IN THIZ PROGY! * THE BREW IN MY GLASSES MAKE FEEL SO GOOD, THAT IT'LL TAKE EVEN MORE TIME TO WRAP! WHICH BREW I MEAN ? WELL, TRY THIS: TAKE A LONG-DRINK GLASS PUT IN SOME BANANA-JUICE, APRICOT-JUICE, GRAPFRUIT-JUICE, PINEAPPLE-JUICE, PEACH-JUICE AND CHERRY-JUICE (DON'T SHAKE! .ED)... SOUNDS HORRIBLE, EH ? BUT I CAN PROMISE YOU IT TASTES (AND LOOKS! .ED) WONDERFUL, I PERSONALLY PREFER IT WITH REAL RUSSIAN VODKA! I MIXED THIS DRINK AS WAS WORKING IN THE "WHITE POOL PUB" AND IF I GO INTO THIS PUB NOW, I SEE SO MUCH GLASSES CONTAING "JO-SPECIAL", EITHER MIXED WITH VODKA OR NOT! MAYBE I'LL SEE IT IN SPAIN THIS SUMMER, WHERE I'M GOING TO SPENT MY HOLIDAYS! HELP ME, I CAN'T SEE THE SIGNS ON THE TV, CAUSED BY THE FILLED AIR WITH SMOKE! THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN MY ROOM ARE THE MANY MARLORO-TOBACCO-BOXES! (YO SWEDISH-RIFFERS, NO SNUFF! .ED) AND OFCOURSE THAT I'M A PROUD MEMBER OF THE RIFFS (THE 4*2 METER RIFFS-LOGO ON MY WALL! .ED). I JUST LIKE THE GRAFFITY IN MY ROOM! OH YEAH BOY, LOOK OUT FOR MY LEVEL-PACKER SOON TO BE RELEASED BY ME! YOU CAN PACK SEVERAL FILES INTO ONE FILE AND A LOT MORE FUNCTIONS! WE ARE NOW GOING LIVE INTO THE RIFFS TV-PROGRAM "PAC-KILLER".... TODAYS GUEST-STAR: RAZOR/0WAY ! GET READY! - CAN THE "PAC-KILLER" CATCH RAZOR AND EAT'M, OR WILL HE SURVIVE ? MORE WE SEE LATER.... HOW DO YOU LIKED THAT ? THIS IS THE RIFFS OWN TV-STATION! WHAT'S NOWADAYS A GSS-DEMO WITHOUT A DIG ON RAZOR ?? NOTHING! YOU'RE TOTALLY RIGHT! VIRGIL, YOUR IDEA WITH THE HINTS IN SCROLLYS IS QUITE FAB. AS YOU'RE MAKING THE BOOK-HINTS, I'M TRYING TO GIVE A MOVIE-HINT RIGHT NOW! (JANNE, HOPE YOU DON'T MIND THAT I USE THIS IDEA TOO! TO FILL MEMORY YOU KNOW!) THIS TIME A REALLY COOL MOVIE FOR ALL THOSE KICKBOXING-FANS... "KARATE TIGER 3" ! STARRING JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME AS "KURT SLOANE". THE STORY IS EXPLAINED FAST, HERE WE GO... SPEECHLESS MUST KURT SEE IN THAILAND HOW HIS BROTHER ERIC IN THE KICKBOX-RING WILL BE BEATEN BY THE BRUTAL THOM PO, WHO BREAK ERIC'S BACK! ERIC WILL BE FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE IN A WHEEL CHAIR. KURT WILL REVENGE HIS BROTHER AND TRAINED AND TRAINED, GETTING BETTER IN KICKBOXING! HE WANTS TO FIGHT AGAINST THOM PO, EVEN IF HIS FRIENDS DON'T WANT IT. BUT NOW THE TIME HAS COME: BOTH FIGHTERS STANDS IN THE RING, FACING EACH OTHER, AS SUDDENLY THOM PO STARTS FIGHTING WITH A LITTLE SURPRISE... SO AT THIS POINT I WANNA WRAP, WATCH THE MOVIE (NOT FOR PEOPLE UNDER 16, SO RAZOR, YOU CAN'T WATCH IT! HAHA .ED) OTHER MOVIES JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME PLAYED: KARATE TIGER 1 AND 2, BLOODSPORT... HMMH, DO YOU WANNA READ SOME LETTERS OUT OF MY PROBLEM-BOX? A 13 YEAR OLD BOY WROTE... DEAR MARAUDER, I'M A LITTLE EGOISTIC SWINE, THINKING I CAN PASS ON JUDGEMENT ON EVERY GROUP AND DEMO, EVEN IF I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIME WAS SPENT ON THE DEMO. ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE LEFT ME, AND I STARTED A GROUP, BUT NOONE FROM THE SCENE WILL LISTEN TO A 13 YEARS OLD BOY! PLEASE HELP ME.... ANSWER: WELL BOY, GO OUTSIDE AND HANG YOURSELF ON A TREE. SIGNED: YOUR MOTHER! ANOTHER ONE... DEAR MARAUDER, ALWAYS WHEN I'M IN MY BED, MY BIG HANDS ON MY SMALL DICK, MASTRUBATING 'COZ I CAN'T GET A GIRLIE, I THINK: "WHY I'M SO UGLY? DO I REALLY STINK AS THEY ALL SAY? WHAT DO I WRONG?" ANSWER: YO, THAT'S REALLY HARD, BUT DO THINKING LIKE THIS: YOU'RE ONE OF THE FIRST CREATURES GOD MADE AS HE TRIED TO CREATE ADAM AND EVA. SO YOU'RE A FUCKIN' UGLY 'N FAMOUS BASTARD! KEEP ON MASTRUBATING! SIGNED: MARAUDER .... ENOUGH OF STUFF LIKE THIS! "MUM, ARE WE TURKS ?" ... "NO, WHAT DID YOU THOUGHT ?" ... "EH, HUMANS!" GOT IT? EY, BOY! DON'T THINK I'M A RASSIST! NO WAY..... YOU'VE READ NEARLY 10000 BYTES OF REALLY FINE CRAP TALK, AND STILL WE GO ON... MORE...MORE...MORE HELLOS BEFORE THE WRAP... HI TO: SCIENCE 451 * SEALANDSOFT * SEICO * SHAPE * SHIT * SPENCH * STARDOM * SQUADRON * TEAM 2003 * THE ALLIANCE * THE GOLDEN TRIANGLE * THE TRACER CREW * THE TROOPERS * THUNDERSOFT * TRIAD * TRONIX * UNIBIT * UNIC * UNITRAX * VISION * WARRIORS OF TIME * WEIRD SCIENCE * WELFARE SOFTWARE BOYS * WHOOP * WICU * WIZ-ZARD * WORLDWIDE EXPRESSIVE * YANKEES AND NO ONE MORE! IF I HAVE FORGOTTEN YOU, THAT COULD MEAN THAT I HATE YOU OR IN ANY CASE: CONTACT THE RIFFS TO BE MENTIONED THE NEXT TIME! I AGREE THAT WAS REALLY SICK, BUT AS I'M FUCKING TIRED AND I REALLY CAN'T THINK OF MORE CRAP EXCEPT A FEW PERSONAL MESSAGES TO MY DEAR FRIENDS! FIRST OUT TO... HEIKO: YO DUDE! AGAIN ONE OF THOSE GREAT WEEK-ENDS WILL COME! HOPE YOU GET YOUR DRIVING-LICENCE NEXT WEEK! AND I HOPE I GET MINE BACK IN A FEW MONTHS... * MEL: I LOVE YOU! GREET YOUR SISTER MIR! * VIRGIL/LIFE: YO, DO YOU STILL READ?!? I HOPE I DIDN'T DISSAPOINT YOU WITH ALL THOSE STUFF, DO YOU LIKE IT? WELL, WE SEE US! SOON! * SARUMAN AND IT/LIFE: HAKAN, I'M WAITING FOR A CALL FROM YOU! I PHONED YOU THE LAST THREE OR FOUR TIMES, NOW IT'S YOUR TURN! HENRIK, LIKE THIS TOO ??? * JAC/DIAMONDS: DO YOU JOIN THE COMPETITION?? PLEASE MAKE ME A COOL ZOUND FOR MY "HUMANITY"-DEMO! SEE YOU! * ONE MORE RIFFER: AUDREY... YOU CHANGED YOUR NAME? -SORRY- I FORGOT YOUR NEW ONE, SO I'LL CALL YOU STILL AUDREY! DUDE, HOW'S MY GRAPHIX DOIN' ? * BELIEVE IT OR NOT! GETAFIX/LIFE: WHERE'S FONT-EDITOR 4! TO ALL RIFFERS: KEEP ON THE GOOD WORK! - WHY DO YOU ALWAYS GOIN' TO BELIEVE ME?? I EVEN TALK 8 DAYS A WEEK, SO WHY SHOULD I STOP TALKING RIGHT NOW ? PLEASE TELL ME WHY? WELL, I RECEIVED A MESSAGE FROM THE TV-STATION AT THE MO' AND I ONLY SAY : REST IN PEACE...RAZOR! NOBODY WILL LOOSE TEARS FOR YOU ! BY THE WAY, DO YOU KNOW THAT COMMODORE IS CELEBRATING A JUBILEE? OVER 1 MILLION REAL FREAKS ARE THE PROUD OWNER OF AN AMIGA! MAYBE I'M GOING TO BUY ME ONE IN THE NEXT TIME, BUT I WILL NEVER SELL MY LITTLE 64-MACHINE. I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH MY 64, AND I'M ON THE SCENE SINCE 1983! BELIEVE ME, THAT'S A LONG TIME! I STARTED AS A UNKNOWN AND UNAMED GUY, CRACKING SOME OLD GAMES: FORT APOCALYPSE, FRANTIC FREDDY... (REMEMBER THEM ? .ED) AND GROW UP TO A FAMOUS GUY ON THE SCENE(?) ! MY OLD FRIEND (WHO'S NOW ON AMIGA! .ED) AND I CALLED US OURSELVE ..... 1 1 0 3 ! I THINK YOU KNOW THIS LEGENDARY NAME (YO CHRISTOPH, THEY'LL NEVER FORGET 1103! .ED) THEN WE SPLIT US IN 1103 AND MARAUDER INC. AND I STARTED TO FORM TOGETHER WITH ANOTHER FRIEND A GROUP CALLED.... THE GERMAN SPREADING SERVICE! WE CRACKED A FEW GAMES, BUT I THINK OUR MOST ACTIVITY'S WAS BUSTING TUNES FROM GAMES. SINCE WE STARTED, WE FILLED SO FAR OVER 10 DISKS (BOTH SIDE! .ED) WITH MUSIC-BUSTS! AND I WAS THE GUY WHO CODED THE FIRST SOUNDBUST-SYSTEM! BUT I THINK THIS WILL NOT BE STUFF YOU WANT TO READ, ISN'T IT? THESE BIT'S AND BYTES SHOULDN'T BE A DEMO, IT WAS FIRST MENT TO BE AN INTRO! BUT THEN I CAME TO THE IDEA TO START A COMPETITION! HAVE YOU READ THE STUFF IN MY AP-DEMO ?? IF YOU HAVEN'T, LOAD IT, AFTER READING ALL BYTES, IN YOUR 64 AND RELAX ANOTHER 20 MINS... AGAIN A SHORT BREAK! TODAY IT'S FRIDAY, WEEK-END IS IN SIGHT! BUT THE BEST THING OF ALL IS THAT I HAVEN'T TO WORK THE NEXT WHOLE WEEK. I HAVE NOW THE TIME TO RELAX AND FINNISH MY LEVEL-PACKER! PETROL-PRICES ARE HIGH AT THE MOMENT, AND THEY'RE CLIMBING AND CLIMBING! HEY OIL-COMPANY: STOP WITH THESE PRICES, IT'S NOT NECESSARY TO MAKE PRICES LIKE THIS! WE'RE NOT IN FINANCELL PROBLEMS, BUT WE DON'T WANNA PAY OVER 1.50 GERMAN MARKS FOR ONE LITRE PETROL! I ASK MYSELF WHY I DON'T PUT IN PERVERTED TEXT, BUT AS I'VE SEEN SO MUCH YOUNG PEOPLES AT Z/I-PARTY I WILL NOT PUT IN PERVERTED STUFF! FUCK MY DOG! STOP BARKING, WE ARE NOT GOING FOR A WALK! WAIT, THE PHONE IS RINGING........... YO, TALKED TO HEIKO, AND HE'LL BE HERE IN A FEW MINS JUST TO GO TO DISCO! GIRLS....GIRLS....GIRLS....WE ARE COMING! AS YOU SEE I'M NOT GAY (IN ANY WAY! .ED) ! WELL, YOU CAN GUESS THE END IS NEAR.... THIS IS NOW THE FINAL WRAAAAPPPPPP! - IN LIFE-ABC-ORDER, AND THAT MEANS A COMPLETE LIST (?). HELLOS TO... - ABSOLUTE VODKA TEAM * ACTION * AGENT 007 * ALABAMA * ALIENS * ANARCHY * ANTIMON * ANTIPROTECTION GROUP * ASIA * ATOM * AXION/CRAZY * BABYGANG * BASS * BEST COMPANY * BEYOND FORCE * BONE * BONES/CRAZY * BROWBEAT * BYTERA - PERS * BYTESTAR * CONTEX * COOL CREW * COSMOS * DEAD ON ARRIVAL * DEMAND * DOLPHINS * DOMINATORS * DREAM WARRIORS * DSU * ELTRONIC * F4CG * FAIRLIGHT * FINNISH GOLD * FKC * FLEXIBLE * FORCE * FRANTIC * FUN - 0 QUITE A LOT, EH ? 55 ARE LEFT AND COMING SOON! - SORRY, FORGOT TO MENTION THAT THIS PROCLAMATION IS DEDICATED TO MELANIE, WHICH IS ACTUALLY DOING ALL MY POST THESE DAYS! SHE'S A REALLY LOVEBLE PERSON, SO WHY NOT GIVE HER A SHORT NOTE ON THE ENVELOPE ?? I THINK I'M GOING TO EMPLOY HER AS PRIVATE-SECRET - ARY AND JUST TO DO MORE THINGS A HUNGRY MAN WILL DO. I'M LUCKY, SHE'LL NEVER READ THIS, OR I'M WRONG ?? BUT I DON'T CARE, 'COZ I REALLY LOVE HER! MEL, DO YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING FOR YOUR LOVE ?? - (AS THERE'S NO REACTION COMING FROM HER, I THINK SHE DIDN'T ! .ED) - 3OH WHAT THE HELL SHOULD I WRITE TO ENTERTAIN YOU ?? - 8LAST WEDNESDAY, GERMANY PLAYED 1:1 VERSUS THE DUTCH ONES - SOCCER OF COURSE, BECAUSE GERMANY CAN'T PLAY ICE-HCKEY (OR I'M WRONG, HAKAN ? .ED) BUT I'M LOOKING HOPEFULLY THAT WE CAN BEAT WALES, AND I THINK WE DO! ANYWAY WE'RE RANKING NUMBER ONE, AND GERMANY IS GOING TO QUALIFY FOR THE WM! THAT'S SURE LIKE THE "AME - QN" IN THE CHURCH! - %BUT STOP NOW WITH ALL THOSE PROGNOSES - AT THE MOMENT DAVID DUSSELDOFF WITH HIS SONG "LOOKIN' FOR SWEDEN" (ANY MIZTAKES? .ED) IS IN MY STEREO. 103,7 MHZ! RADIO SEVEN! FRANK, PL - ! I WANNA LAY MY HANDS ON HIS NECK IF HE'LL NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS RECORD AND PLAY FRISBEE WITH IT IN THE NEXT TEN SECONDS...10...9...8...7... YO, FRANK! THAT'S GREAT, WHY DO YOU INTERRUPTED THIS RECORD SO LATE ??? HOPE HE PLAYS NOW A LITTLE BIT BETTER MUZ - MADONNA IS NOW IN THE AIR WITH "LIKE A PRAYER", A BIT MUCH BETTER, ANYWAY... I REALLY LIKE HER VIDEO, EVENTHOUGH THE GAYS IN THE CHURCH (CATHOLIC AND PROTESTANT'S ! .ED) AND THOSE PEPSI-GUYS DON'T LIKE IT! WHY? I DON'T KNOW! "NEW YORK POST": NO GUTTER I - :S TO DEEP FOR THOSE PEPSI-GIRL. THROW HER IN THE SEWAGE ! - WHAT SOULD THIS ALL?? I THINK THAT VIDEO-CLIP IS A REAL ARTISTIC REPRESENTATION OF A DREAM, SO COME ON POPE, DO ME A FAVOUR AND STOP DIGGIN' ON HER! - (WHOOPS! OKAY, HERE ARE A FEW MORE HELLOS - GENISIS PROJECTS/FE * GERMAN HACKING FACTORY * HATE * HELLCATS * IRS * JOKER * JUKEBOX * LADY COOL * LEGEND * LEVEL 99 * LUCK (1001) * MANTRONIX * MEGADEATH * NETWORK * NEW FORMULA CREW * NOISE * OASE * ONEWAY (NO RAZOR, N - OT YOU KIDD!) * OREGON * ORION * PARAMOUNT * PCS-MILANO! * PLASMA * PRIME * QUASARSOFT * RCS 2100/CRAZY * RIZING - I HATE WRITING ALL THOSE HELLOS, THEY'RE BORING ME! BUT AS NOBODY MISS THEM IN THEIR LINES NOWADAYS, I WILL DO IT THIS TIME TOO! AND THAT'S REALLY A BUNCH OF HELLOS, ISN'T IT ?? ... - HEY HENRIK (SARUMAN/LIFE .ED): THE OFFER OF THE TWO A2000 AND PC-AT-CARDS ISN'T BAD AT ALL, OR ? HOPE TO SEE YOU IN THE SUMMER IN GERMANY!! (SAME TO JANNE AND HAKAN! .ED) - AGAIN I LIGHT A CIGARETTE! I TRIED TO STOP SMOKING CIGARETTES THREE TIMES THIS WEEK, AND EVERY TIME I FAILED! I DECIDED TO SMOKE THEM NOW INSTEAD OF EATING CIGARETTES I DID TO STOP THIS ADDICTION! SHIT, NEXT WEEK I'VE TO GO TO THE DENTIST AGAIN. I LOST T - HE OTHER HALF OF MY TOOTH! THE FIRST HALF I LOST BY A FIGHT WITH A JERK WHO WANTED TO TOUCH MY FIANCEE! I JUST WALKED TO HIM, JUMPED TO TAPP HIM ON HIS SHOULDER AND SHOUTED: "TAKE YOUR DIRTY FINGERS AWAY FROM THIS PRETTY GIRLIE!" ... HE TURNED AROUND AND - THEN I ONLY SAW HIS FIST IN MY MOUTH! DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THE END OF THE STORY ?? YES ? OK...BIBLE, 1.SAMUEL 17/18: ... AND DAVID GUID HIS HAND INTO HIS BAG, TOOK OUT A STONE AND THROW IT AGAINST GOLIAT. THE STONE HIT GOLIAT ON HIS FORHEAD AND THE BIG G - IANT FELLED DOWN TO THE EARTH... GO AND READ THE END YOURSELF NOW!! DO YOU BELIVE ME ?? IN ANY CASE IT WON'T BE INTERESTING ME! - * PLEAZE, EXCUZE ME 4 ANY SPELLINK MIZTAKES IN THIZ PROGY! * THE BREW IN MY GLASSES MAKE FEEL SO GOOD, THAT IT'LL TAKE EVEN MORE TIME TO WRAP! WHICH BREW I MEAN ? WELL, TRY THIS: TAKE A LONG-DRINK GLASS PUT IN SOME BANANA-JUICE, APRICOT-JUICE, GRAPFRUIT - -JUICE, PINEAPPLE-JUICE, PEACH-JUICE AND CHERRY-JUICE (DON'T SHAKE! .ED)... SOUNDS HORRIBLE, EH ? BUT I CAN PROMISE YOU IT TASTES (AND LOOKS! .ED) WONDERFUL, I PERSONALLY PREFER IT WITH REAL RUSSIAN VODKA! I MIXED THIS DRINK AS WAS WORKING IN THE "WHITE P - OOL PUB" AND IF I GO INTO THIS PUB NOW, I SEE SO MUCH GLASSES CONTAING "JO-SPECIAL", EITHER MIXED WITH VODKA OR NOT! MAYBE I'LL SEE IT IN SPAIN THIS SUMMER, WHERE I'M GOING TO SPENT MY HOLIDAYS! - HELP ME, I CAN'T SEE THE SIGNS ON THE TV, CAUSED BY THE FILLED AIR WITH SMOKE! THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN MY ROOM ARE THE MANY MARLORO-TOBACCO-BOXES! (YO SWEDISH-RIFFERS, NO SNUFF! .ED) AND OFCOURSE THAT I'M A PROUD MEMBER OF THE RIFFS (THE 4*2 METER R - IFFS-LOGO ON MY WALL! .ED). I JUST LIKE THE GRAFFITY IN MY ROOM! - OH YEAH BOY, LOOK OUT FOR MY LEVEL-PACKER SOON TO BE RELEASED BY ME! YOU CAN PACK SEVERAL FILES INTO ONE FILE AND A LOT MORE FUNCTIONS! - <WE ARE NOW GOING LIVE INTO THE RIFFS TV-PROGRAM "PAC-KILLER" - + TODAYS GUEST-STAR: RAZOR/0WAY ! GET READY! - CAN THE "PAC-KILLER" CATCH RAZOR AND EAT'M, OR WILL HE SURVIVE ? MORE WE SEE LATER - HOW DO YOU LIKED THAT ? THIS IS THE RIFFS OWN TV-STATION! WHAT'S NOWADAYS A GSS-DEMO WITHOUT A DIG ON RAZOR ?? NOTHING! YOU'RE TOTALLY RIGHT! - VIRGIL, YOUR IDEA WITH THE HINTS IN SCROLLYS IS QUITE FAB. AS YOU'RE MAKING THE BOOK-HINTS, I'M TRYING TO GIVE A MOVIE-HINT RIGHT NOW! (JANNE, HOPE YOU DON'T MIND THAT I USE THIS IDEA TOO! TO FILL MEMORY YOU KNOW!) THIS TIME A REALLY COOL MOVIE FOR ALL TH - OSE KICKBOXING-FANS... "KARATE TIGER 3" ! STARRING JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME AS "KURT SLOANE". THE STORY IS EXPLAINED FAST, HERE WE GO... SPEECHLESS MUST KURT SEE IN THAILAND HOW HIS BROTHER ERIC IN THE KICKBOX-RING WILL BE BEATEN BY THE BRUTAL THOM PO, WHO - BREAK ERIC'S BACK! ERIC WILL BE FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE IN A WHEEL CHAIR. KURT WILL REVENGE HIS BROTHER AND TRAINED AND TRAINED, GETTING BETTER IN KICKBOXING! HE WANTS TO FIGHT AGAINST THOM PO, EVEN IF HIS FRIENDS DON'T WANT IT. BUT NOW THE TIME HAS COME: - BOTH FIGHTERS STANDS IN THE RING, FACING EACH OTHER, AS SUDDENLY THOM PO STARTS FIGHTING WITH A LITTLE SURPRISE... SO AT THIS POINT I WANNA WRAP, WATCH THE MOVIE (NOT FOR PEOPLE UNDER 16, SO RAZOR, YOU CAN'T WATCH IT! HAHA .ED) OTHER MOVIES JEAN-CLAUDE - 6 VAN DAMME PLAYED: KARATE TIGER 1 AND 2, BLOODSPORT... - HMMH, DO YOU WANNA READ SOME LETTERS OUT OF MY PROBLEM-BOX? A 13 YEAR OLD BOY WROTE... DEAR MARAUDER, I'M A LITTLE EGOISTIC SWINE, THINKING I CAN PASS ON JUDGEMENT ON EVERY GROUP AND DEMO, EVEN IF I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIME WAS SPENT ON THE DEMO. ALL MY F - RIENDS HAVE LEFT ME, AND I STARTED A GROUP, BUT NOONE FROM THE SCENE WILL LISTEN TO A 13 YEARS OLD BOY! PLEASE HELP ME - ANSWER: WELL BOY, GO OUTSIDE AND HANG YOURSELF ON A TREE. SIGNED: YOUR MOTHER! - ANOTHER ONE... DEAR MARAUDER, ALWAYS WHEN I'M IN MY BED, MY BIG HANDS ON MY SMALL DICK, MASTRUBATING 'COZ I CAN'T GET A GIRLIE, I THINK: "WHY I'M SO UGLY? DO I REALLY STINK AS THEY ALL SAY? WHAT DO I WRONG?" - ANSWER: YO, THAT'S REALLY HARD, BUT DO THINKING LIKE THIS: YOU'RE ONE OF THE FIRST CREATURES GOD MADE AS HE TRIED TO CREATE ADAM AND EVA. SO YOU'RE A FUCKIN' UGLY 'N FAMOUS BASTARD! KEEP ON MASTRUBATING! SIGNED: MARAUDER - ZENOUGH OF STUFF LIKE THIS! - "MUM, ARE WE TURKS ?" ... "NO, WHAT DID YOU THOUGHT ?" ... "EH, HUMANS!" - 3GOT IT? EY, BOY! DON'T THINK I'M A RASSIST! NO WAY - TYOU'VE READ NEARLY 1 - BYTES OF REALLY FINE CRAP TALK, AND STILL WE GO ON... MORE...MORE...MORE HELLOS BEFORE THE WRAP... HI TO: SCIENCE 451 * SEALANDSOFT * SEICO * SHAPE * SHIT * SPENCH * STARDOM * SQUADRON * TEAM 2003 * THE ALLIANCE * THE GOLDEN TRIANGLE - * THE TRACER CREW * THE TROOPERS * THUNDERSOFT * TRIAD * TRONIX * UNIBIT * UNIC * UNITRAX * VISION * WARRIORS OF TIME * WEIRD SCIENCE * WELFARE SOFTWARE BOYS * WHOOP * WICU * WIZ-ZARD * WORLDWIDE EXPRESSIVE * YANKEES AND N - O ONE MORE! IF I HAVE FORGOTTEN YOU, THAT COULD MEAN THAT I HATE YOU OR IN ANY CASE: CONTACT THE RIFFS TO BE MENTIONED THE NEXT TIME! - I AGREE THAT WAS REALLY SICK, BUT AS I'M FUCKING TIRED AND I REALLY CAN'T THINK OF MORE CRAP EXCEPT A FEW PERSONAL MESSAGES TO MY DEAR FRIENDS! FIRST OUT TO... HEIKO: YO DUDE! AGAIN ONE OF THOSE GREAT WEEK-ENDS WILL COME! HOPE YOU GET YOUR DRIVING-LICENCE - NEXT WEEK! AND I HOPE I GET MINE BACK IN A FEW MONTHS... * MEL: I LOVE YOU! GREET YOUR SISTER MIR! * VIRGIL/LIFE: YO, DO YOU STILL READ?!? I HOPE I DIDN'T DISSAPOINT YOU WITH ALL THOSE STUFF, DO YOU LIKE IT? WELL, WE SEE US! SOON! * SARUMAN AND IT/L - IFE: HAKAN, I'M WAITING FOR A CALL FROM YOU! I PHONED YOU THE LAST THREE OR FOUR TIMES, NOW IT'S YOUR TURN! HENRIK, LIKE THIS TOO ??? * JAC/DIAMONDS: DO YOU JOIN THE COMPETITION?? PLEASE MAKE ME A COOL ZOUND FOR MY "HUMANITY"-DEMO! SEE YOU! * ONE MORE - RIFFER: AUDREY... YOU CHANGED YOUR NAME? -SORRY- I FORGOT YOUR NEW ONE, SO I'LL CALL YOU STILL AUDREY! DUDE, HOW'S MY GRAPHIX DOIN' ? * BELIEVE IT OR NOT! GETAFIX/LIFE: WHERE'S FONT-EDITOR 4! TO ALL RIFFERS: KEEP ON THE GOOD WORK! - WHY DO YOU ALWAYS GOIN' TO BELIEVE ME?? I EVEN TALK 8 DAYS A WEEK, SO WHY SHOULD I STOP TALKING RIGHT NOW ? PLEASE TELL ME WHY? - WELL, I RECEIVED A MESSAGE FROM THE TV-STATION AT THE MO' AND I ONLY SAY : REST IN PEACE...RAZOR! NOBODY WILL LOOSE TEARS FOR YOU ! - BY THE WAY, DO YOU KNOW THAT COMMODORE IS CELEBRATING A JUBILEE? OVER 1 MILLION REAL FREAKS ARE THE PROUD OWNER OF AN AMIGA! MAYBE I'M GOING TO BUY ME ONE IN THE NEXT TIME, BUT I WILL NEVER SELL MY LITTLE 64-MACHINE. I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH MY 64, AND I'M - ON THE SCENE SINCE 1983! BELIEVE ME, THAT'S A LONG TIME! I STARTED AS A UNKNOWN AND UNAMED GUY, CRACKING SOME OLD GAMES: FORT APOCALYPSE, FRANTIC FREDDY... (REMEMBER THEM ? .ED) AND GROW UP TO A FAMOUS GUY ON THE SCENE(?) ! MY OLD FRIEND (WHO'S NOW ON AMIG - !A! .ED) AND I CALLED US OURSELVE - 1 1 0 3 ! I THINK YOU KNOW THIS LEGENDARY NAME (YO CHRISTOPH, THEY'LL NEVER FORGET 1103! .ED) THEN WE SPLIT US IN 1103 AND MARAUDER INC. AND I STARTED TO FORM TOGETHER WITH ANOTHER FRIEND A GROUP CALLED - THE GERMAN SPREADING SERVICE! WE CRACKED A FEW GAMES, BUT I THINK OUR MOST ACTIVITY'S WAS BUSTING TUNES FROM GAMES. SINCE WE STARTED, WE FILLED SO FAR OVER 10 DISKS (BOTH SIDE! .ED) WITH MUSIC-BUSTS! AND I WAS THE GUY WHO CODED THE FIRST SOUNDBUST-SYST - EM! BUT I THINK THIS WILL NOT BE STUFF YOU WANT TO READ, ISN'T IT? - THESE BIT'S AND BYTES SHOULDN'T BE A DEMO, IT WAS FIRST MENT TO BE AN INTRO! BUT THEN I CAME TO THE IDEA TO START A COMPETITION! HAVE YOU READ THE STUFF IN MY AP-DEMO ?? IF YOU HAVEN'T, LOAD IT, AFTER READING ALL BYTES, IN YOUR 64 AND RELAX ANOTHER 20 M - /INS... AGAIN A SHORT BREAK! - TODAY IT'S FRIDAY, WEEK-END IS IN SIGHT! BUT THE BEST THING OF ALL IS THAT I HAVEN'T TO WORK THE NEXT WHOLE WEEK. I HAVE NOW THE TIME TO RELAX AND FINNISH MY LEVEL-PACKER! PETROL-PRICES ARE HIGH AT THE MOMENT, AND THEY'RE CLIMBING AND CLIMBING! HEY OIL-C - OMPANY: STOP WITH THESE PRICES, IT'S NOT NECESSARY TO MAKE PRICES LIKE THIS! WE'RE NOT IN FINANCELL PROBLEMS, BUT WE DON'T WANNA PAY OVER 1.50 GERMAN MARKS FOR ONE LITRE PETROL! - I ASK MYSELF WHY I DON'T PUT IN PERVERTED TEXT, BUT AS I'VE SEEN SO MUCH YOUNG PEOPLES AT Z/I-PARTY I WILL NOT PUT IN PERVERTED STUFF! - 7FUCK MY DOG! STOP BARKING, WE ARE NOT GOING FOR A WALK! - ZWAIT, THE PHONE IS RINGING - YO, TALKED TO HEIKO, AND HE'LL BE HERE IN A FEW MINS JUST TO GO TO DISCO! GIRLS - :WE ARE COMING! AS YOU SEE I'M NOT GAY (IN ANY WAY! .ED) ! - #WELL, YOU CAN GUESS THE END IS NEAR - [ THIS IS NOW THE FINAL WR -